who needs cheering up when you've got kittens in the toilet?
rob,
Tue 29 Jan 2002, 11:38,
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Awww, bless....I enjoyed watching the little cherub fighting for his life as the flush was accidentally pushed... or was that something else I saw once... sorry...
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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Tue 29 Jan 2002, 11:50,
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Last nightmy g/f was doing her tax return.
She'd taken the whole top drawer out of her old wooded desk to
try and find a calculator and a pencil in the huge amount of cack there is in that drawer.
Anyway, a hour or so later, she is putting the drawer back in, bashing it about in the usual way
necessary with that desk - the bottom falls out of the drawer and pens get jammed in it etc.
It is really stuck and won't go in the last six inches no matter how hard she shoves it,
so she takes out the next drawer down as well, only for one of our two
cats to jump out from inside the desk...
(She'd taken the whole top drawer out of her old wooded desk to
try and find a calculator and a pencil in the huge amount of cack there is in that drawer.
Anyway, a hour or so later, she is putting the drawer back in, bashing it about in the usual way
necessary with that desk - the bottom falls out of the drawer and pens get jammed in it etc.
It is really stuck and won't go in the last six inches no matter how hard she shoves it,
so she takes out the next drawer down as well, only for one of our two
cats to jump out from inside the desk...
chthonic,
Tue 29 Jan 2002, 11:55,
archived)