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# I thought i should make him a missus
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Saffron
out of Republica!

Do I win summat?

Eh?
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Shweet
Although a little too much like Kelly Osbourne
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# i can cover the wedding hamster
barbershop quartet if you want
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# my cat
has suddenly started tearing round the house like a loony, I think it might eat me next...
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# it's gonna shit in a corner
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# when did you get a cat?
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I'm at my parent's house
and it's a big hairy ungraceful lump, it's thundering round like a herd of baby elephants.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# yay!
don't try mating with it now
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Maybe you should lay off
feeding it cocaine for a while.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# too late I fear
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Have a race!


Evening everyone!
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# it's spotted a ghost in
the cupboard an' it's trying to draw yer attention to it! Either that or it's got chilli sauce on its ringpiece.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)