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# PANOWIE!
My cat ate a frog yesterday.. heh.. small world ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I know an old Lady who swallowed a cat
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I dont know why she swallowed a cat.
She's just fucking fat.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# fancy that!


(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# And imagine the vomit
All fur and whiskers.
And whiskas.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# oh dear god!
stop posting messages and get back to making more Traffic Wars!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Can't
lost the will to live


that was a lie, I've run out of hummus for it at the mo'. I need to be in a special frame of mind to do them because they take ages.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# surely wills are for dying
my will to live would read "i leave all my stuff to me. it's mine"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I don't know why she swallowed a cat.
Perhaps she'll die.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.

but then she swallowed a spider, and a bird, and a cat, and then lots of tablets, and shock therapy from the doctors...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)