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Mendel's Serenade

there once was a man from nantucket

so they smeared it all over her legs

writer searches empty pockets

for what is going on I can't move my legs,

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:51, archived)

happy is good

I ate a bit of cheddar

My mind reigns supreme, above the rest

Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

Cook some with marshmellows, put ice cream on the rest

(IsDelicious, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:01, archived)

my kitten loves socks and urinal mints

Not spurn nor turn away.
I admire my pants..
Truman Capote is here to stay

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breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:08, archived)

urinal mints that look like weetabix

Her stinky, wet fur aflame in my nostrils
Reality is a staircase leading nowhere.
Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

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breel, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:13, archived)

beautiful

Love is a fishcake

And the frogs sniff glitter glue, and dance on the stile

you will get whatever you take

and it had been around for a while...

(em, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 19:10, archived)

from deep within the soul

antineoplastic bob the panda

with low tolerance for your irrascibly unmitigated spleen

He thought the trip longer, than a stretched Anaconda.

and think of things that might've been

(roboglitch, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:26, archived)