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# Great site!
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

Hours of fun! Create your own poem from just typing in the first line!
(, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Mendel's Serenade
i wandered lonely as a lozenge

ah but the pebbles on my feet are so rough.

Hey, you there! Don't forget your orange

Sucking hot dogs (cow eyes and lips -- ugh)



fantastic. this sort of thing makes the web a better place.


(was going to make a photoshop of it, but i've been dragged out for a drinkie. sorry!)
(, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Peggythelobster - You are a genius
Something 'bout those little pills

With a petty will of might!

From my pockets, he's added to his till

Twas poetic justice that the kitty was caught.

That doesn't really rhyme, but it's still cool!
(, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Yey!
People are talking to me now! I feel happier now!
Today must be a good day!
(, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Mendel's Serenade
there once was a man from nantucket

so they smeared it all over her legs

writer searches empty pockets

for what is going on I can't move my legs,

(, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 16:51, archived)
# happy is good
I ate a bit of cheddar

My mind reigns supreme, above the rest

Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

Cook some with marshmellows, put ice cream on the rest
(, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:01, archived)
# my kitten loves socks and urinal mints
Not spurn nor turn away.
I admire my pants..
Truman Capote is here to stay
(, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:08, archived)
# urinal mints that look like weetabix
Her stinky, wet fur aflame in my nostrils
Reality is a staircase leading nowhere.
Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?
(, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 18:13, archived)
# beautiful
Love is a fishcake

And the frogs sniff glitter glue, and dance on the stile

you will get whatever you take

and it had been around for a while...

(, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 19:10, archived)
# from deep within the soul
antineoplastic bob the panda

with low tolerance for your irrascibly unmitigated spleen

He thought the trip longer, than a stretched Anaconda.

and think of things that might've been
(, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:26, archived)