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Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: 'Why do you look so sad?'
The other responded: 'I lost an electron.'
Concerned, One asked 'Are you sure?'
The other replied 'I'm positive.'
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# ROFLOL
MAYO?
(StrangeOne, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
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(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# that's
a thing of great goodness
(noahlovesnesquick, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# my what a quick reaction
I met rolf once at glastonbury, he is the dude FACT
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Ba dum
tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# More old-as-the-hills chemistry jokes:
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# are you sure?
asks the neutron.
replies the proton bartender:
'Oh sure, I'm positive'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# i(r)ony?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)