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# not
everybody does though
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# i got given a chequebook when i was an unemployed sixteen year old with only
fifty pence in that account. they can't be that hard to get.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# the banks give 16 year olds all sorts
they used to offer actual cash and lots of record vouchers/gift certificates and stuff.
All on the basis that once you've got an accoutn with them you'll stay with them and give them all your money.

Once you're 20 and unemployed and in debt they'll tell you to sod off.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# but not
with a guarantee card - because you've paid for it a postal order is like a guaranteed cheque, but more expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# look! 100% kitten, you're in my bush anim down there!
aren't you enthralled!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# I think we all know
that I would make a far better president of the united states than dubya.
who would like to make a donation to my campaign?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)