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# wasn't that the mcdonalds case.
and the one with the apple pie.

and the one where the toilet seat fell down on a mans cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i think it was McDonalds yes
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Hang on, a toilet seat fell on a man's cock?
Think about it. Either he was a midget, and had draped his cock across the rim of the bog, or had a very long penis. The arc of a falling bog seat would miss even my enormous trouser snake.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Wasn't
that a penis fly trap?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Ive shot people for better puns than that....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)