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# It must be quite
intimadating to eat something the same size as you are.
That's why I stopped eating Zeppelins.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# now, you
see you've killed off the gag straight away there. we could have had a nice long gag-athon, but you've gone and ruined it.

and: you love cake.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# And you buy
Barbies for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# and the
odd ken for when i'm feeling a bit fruity.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Action Man,
with his realistic grip?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i don't
like the way his eyes move. nothing beats the cold dead eyes of a barbie.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Cor,
I know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i would
say my absolute favourite though is one of them dolls that actually pisses.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# you pair
have made me fucking smile.

thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Blimey,
I like the ones that suck on milk bottles, and shut there eyes when you lean there heads back.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Planets were always my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Uranus?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# jamaica?

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# .
Ludlow?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)