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# I dont understand the terminology 'man hips'?
Does this refer to the same thing that my family have been ribbing me for throughout my life, where my torso blends seamlessly into my legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# it is
women that have no hips,thus looking like man hips.. but i am just saying that because i have HUGE child bearing hips and im bitter raaaaaaarrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ive got no man hips
yay too that
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# then it is the same thing.
Ive been called "no arse" by most members of my family for as long as I can remember.

I am still unsure as to wether this is to my benefit or detriment.

Tiny buns of steel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# hmm
well men with HUGE arses are not good, like skinny but with lady-bums that wiggle. thats just wrong. and they have to buy ladies trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# is there an optimal size?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# im thinking
brad pitt optimal size, yes that would be good. or equivalent of two firm large badger heads.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I have never seen Pitts arse,
and its a while since I fondled a badgers head, so I am still at a loss to the quality of my buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Do you go for
fat, yet devilishly handsome men?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# no
i go for devilishly fat handsome men
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Then your luck
has just run out.

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)