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# there bain't no spoon
john...

but there is the spork
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# I've been waiting to use this for ages
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Nice
I've got a carrier bag full of plastic sporks in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# we
get foldable ones with the pasta salads from the vending machine at work
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# "what did you get up to last night Ted?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# "oh , had a brief conversation with somebody about foldable sporks"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# better than
"oh, i rubbed one out in front of men and motors"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I don't know why
but KFC decided that we needed over a hundred sporks when we got takeaways for seven people.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# and
one lemon wipe I bet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# We've got about 50 of them too
They must have been feeling very generous that day.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# maybe
they rubbed their willies on your chicken then felt a pang of guilt?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Guilt?
We pay extra for that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# how
sophistimacated !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# sainsburys give them away
with their pastas
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)