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# i do apologise for threadjacking but....
I have just got back online after 2 weeks and have missed out on all the good stuff and spazzed through the newsletters and a few days but I need more! ....can anyone spare the moments to direct me to other cool stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# 1. it's a threadwaste
2. this is a threadjack:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Ooh
Prettyful
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# There is no such thing...
...as a threadwaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# there bain't no spoon
john...

but there is the spork
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# I've been waiting to use this for ages
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Nice
I've got a carrier bag full of plastic sporks in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# we
get foldable ones with the pasta salads from the vending machine at work
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# "what did you get up to last night Ted?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# "oh , had a brief conversation with somebody about foldable sporks"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# better than
"oh, i rubbed one out in front of men and motors"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I don't know why
but KFC decided that we needed over a hundred sporks when we got takeaways for seven people.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# and
one lemon wipe I bet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# We've got about 50 of them too
They must have been feeling very generous that day.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# maybe
they rubbed their willies on your chicken then felt a pang of guilt?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Guilt?
We pay extra for that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# how
sophistimacated !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# sainsburys give them away
with their pastas
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# ohhhhh
pretty colours - brain imploding
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# that just put a belle & sebastian song in my head
which is nice
(Chorlton, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# what do you mean?
us to have records of every post that you would like?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# No! Just any recommendations of fabulous stuff that has been posted or
links etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# This is useful
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock/
not sure how uptodate it is though
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I believe...
...such a record exists here
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# i bow
to your brilliance


Sorry if that sounded sarcastuc it's not....honest
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# how about
www.allthecoolstuffimissedinthelastmonth.com
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# i won't fool for that.........
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Dammit!
Why did I have to click? :)
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# hahahaha
www.imadeyouclickalamelink.com
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# PS
anyone know how to make an australian silky (bit like a yorkie) dog stop whining cos it's lonely and I can't be arsed to carry it upstairs?
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# either kill it...
...or keep it company you heartless bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Think I'll go
for the former..

Sounds like a small child being killed*

* not that I have experienced that personally

EDIT: Think I'll kill it... prolly easier.. Although I only have to put up with it till sunday. Why can't it be like cats!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# give it
some random medication from the cabinet
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I like that
Think I'll go for that!
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# how about this:
www.mysteryaction.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/hole.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# exactly what I want.....
a holiday
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# for
curiosity?
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# hehehe
i hadn't seen that, its ace
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)