I took Meat Kitten to the vetShe wasn't feeling perky
Her nose, instead of cold and wet,
Was dried-up like beef jerky.
(Her nose, instead of cold and wet,
Was dried-up like beef jerky.
MissPrism,
Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42,
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The vet said,"I'm so sorry,
and I don't mean to sound so rude,
but the only way to help Meat Kitten,
Is to get her Barbecued."
(and I don't mean to sound so rude,
but the only way to help Meat Kitten,
Is to get her Barbecued."
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:52,
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He said to keep her in the fridgeSo she would last much longer.
Meat Kitten very soon was cured,*
And every day grew stronger.
* geddit?
(Meat Kitten very soon was cured,*
And every day grew stronger.
* geddit?
MissPrism,
Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:01,
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