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# If you like kittens and you like meat...

...you should love this.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# mmmm
I dont like meat but you've done well there.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# spicy
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinnns !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Kittens of meat!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# that's brilliant
and tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I am
very nuch enjoying these food based animals.
Now make a rat entirely out of vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# a car-rat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Okey dokey skip,
will do.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Can I have a cheese monkey?
Can I? Can I? Pleeeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Yeah,
ignore mine, do a cheese monkey.
That's much better.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# right, can do,
but it'll have to wait til tomorrow now - I'm without potatoshop (or gruyereshop) until the evening now... :(

And my net connection appears to be fucked too
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# superb
I'm going to put on my meat hat now
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# have you tried
www.catsofmeat.com/?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Stop with the Spam!.







*sorry, terrible punnage, great pic!*
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Sidcup?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# that looks like it's got more variety to it than a plain old sausage dog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
Meat.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# "We could have each other for dinner
we could have each other with cream."
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# love cats!
woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Doo de doo do doo do do do!
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# hooray
top meat
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I love little Meat Kitten!
Meat Kitten's eyes are made of pies
Her legs are made of Wurst
From head to feet she's made of meat
I love her fit to burst

(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Her paws are made of sausages
her ears are made of beef.
Her mouth is carved from a lump of pork.
and has bacon for her teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Her arse is made of cumberland...
which is a bit of luck
Coz I can pull her legs apart
and......
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# and see her privates
made of duck?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# That's it!
i couldn't come up with an ending me-self.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Haiku..
Cat has bratwurst tail,
I love her pork chop ears,
I might eat her though.
(Mr_Bobbins, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# her porky sausage suck
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Meat Kitten's fur is Parma Ham
A sausage tail, of course.
Her claws are best New Zealand Lamb -
Her Whiskas is dead horse.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# She lives in a basket by the fire,
and when no-one is looking.
She moves her basket closer,
and I can smell her cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I took Meat Kitten to the vet
She wasn't feeling perky
Her nose, instead of cold and wet,
Was dried-up like beef jerky.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# The vet said,
"I'm so sorry,
and I don't mean to sound so rude,
but the only way to help Meat Kitten,
Is to get her Barbecued."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# He said to keep her in the fridge
So she would last much longer.
Meat Kitten very soon was cured,*
And every day grew stronger.
* geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# 'eyes are made of pies'
is a great line that would fit cmoothly into most songs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I love
that poem.
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# haha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# haha!
yay!

now make one in real life!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Cheat
you just took the skin off a real one.

Nice pic tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)