MorningI've been wondering all weekend who would win in a fight between the Senokot, 'I've just had a good clear out' woman and the Immodium 'I don't need to crap in the bushes' woman.
Any thoughts?
(Any thoughts?
nicey,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 3:03,
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Oddly, I have been ruminating on a similar topicrecently. I wonder if they are actually the same person and if the combination of the two just balances her out. Like a combination of uppers and downers, as it were...
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AndyK,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 3:05,
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YesI can't decide. I think it hinges on who has got the bad shit, why and when.
I know what you mean about the fine balancing act. I wonder what would happen if they took loads of both stuff at the same time.
(I know what you mean about the fine balancing act. I wonder what would happen if they took loads of both stuff at the same time.
nicey,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 3:37,
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Here's your toilet paper..next time, don't use the Bible when you run out!
(,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 3:34,
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Just insert one of these dailyfor that fresh confident feeling
( chthonic,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 3:43,
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Well,if you're sure it's for your own personal use Mr Smith
( Analogue Warthog,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 3:44,
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Have you got anything for "one leg longer than the other making me appear to be unaturally fiendly syndrome"?Yes, stand your gammy leg on this you obsequious twat.
( nicey,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 6:54,
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"hat hat hat""Gibbon?"
"HAT!"
"Gibbon gibbon?"
"HAT HAT HAT HAT!"
"Gibbon, gi..."
"HAAAAT!"
"Gibbon gibbon."
"Hat..."
("HAT!"
"Gibbon gibbon?"
"HAT HAT HAT HAT!"
"Gibbon, gi..."
"HAAAAT!"
"Gibbon gibbon."
"Hat..."
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 7:00,
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PS.I'm not sure which one is saying Gibbon and which one is saying Hat though... whichever you feel works best.
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 7:01,
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