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# Erudite and thoughtful?
Those don't sound like particularly relevant qualifications.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# I'm voting Elmo.
Elmo for President.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Who do I have to tickle
to get him into office?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# what, you want to live under some kind of
(wait for it)

Puppet regime?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# thank you
i needed that
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# or was that a slap as in
"never call muppets puppets, thats insulting to muppets."
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# That joke is utterly
reprehensonible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# ooooch
the board is breaking under the strain of these bad puns
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)