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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

Yes.

A lot.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

Yep, and then we're going to violate your unconscious body.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

Now there's someone I'd trust more than GW.

But I guess that's true about almost anyone really. Heck, how about Marilyn Manson for president, he's one of the most erudite and thoughtful people in showbiz.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

His "Shock and Awe" campaigns would probably be more interesting.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

Erudite and thoughtful?

Those don't sound like particularly relevant qualifications.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

I'm voting Elmo.

Elmo for President.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)

Who do I have to tickle

to get him into office?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

what, you want to live under some kind of

(wait for it)

Puppet regime?

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Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)

*slap*

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Tart Monkey, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)

thank you

i needed that

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Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)

or was that a slap as in

"never call muppets puppets, thats insulting to muppets."

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Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)

That joke is utterly

reprehensonible.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)

ooooch

the board is breaking under the strain of these bad puns

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Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)

yes it is

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Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)