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# indeed
all these people haveing the flu and time off work, when in reality they are just wimps with a cold.

eat some dirt and build up your immune system.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Yeah I ate loads of dirt when I was young.

I still get hayfever though!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)
# I always used to think that hayfever sufferers were making it up and that it couldn't be as bad as they made out
Then, this summer I developed hayfever. I think it's some sort of divine retribution for all the years I've spent mocking the afflicted.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)
# I agree,
all these sickly children these days have been bought up in too sterile an environment. Instead of giving out milk, primary schools should make them eat worms.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)
# too right.
i ate worms when i was a sprog and it's done me little or no harm...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:17, archived)
# I reckon the difference between colds and flu
is that flu is when you've not been at the office ten minutes and your boss hands you your coat and tells you he's going to drive you home, where you are to go to bed and not come in for the rest of the week.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Does that actually happen??!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)
# happened to me
I think it was the passing out that did it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Wow!
Now that's stylish - I'll have to try that one...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:15, archived)