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I had a brief sexual liaison with this man.

He was very kind to me.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)

did he offer you sweeties?

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)

asked if you

wanted to see some kittens?

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The Ginja Ninja, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)

No.

But he sure knew how to treat a lady.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)

But how

did he treat you?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)

LIke a lady!!

A normal lady. Not like a Mongol.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)

Open doors, pull out chairs,

not fart too often?

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)

or stroke a puppy?

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)

or maybe to

look at some puppies???

(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)

Yes.

And Yes.

But no lesbianism.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:31, archived)

aawwww :(

you've ruined my fantasy

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:32, archived)

I can't go down on a hairy kipper.

But Derek has been pressurizing me to get it on with my arch-enemy, Karen Franks.

Naturally, that stupid bitch wants to get her filthy talons on my tits, but she can piss off.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)