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[challenge entry] Buster Rhymes

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(psausage76, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Yo yo yo
swish beard, homey
(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
# what did you get up to
on saturday disco fella?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I had a brief sexual liaison with this man.
He was very kind to me.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
# did he offer you sweeties?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# asked if you
wanted to see some kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)
# No.
But he sure knew how to treat a lady.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
# But how
did he treat you?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)
# LIke a lady!!
A normal lady. Not like a Mongol.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Open doors, pull out chairs,
not fart too often?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# or stroke a puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
# or maybe to
look at some puppies???
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Yes.
And Yes.

But no lesbianism.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:31, archived)
# aawwww :(
you've ruined my fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I can't go down on a hairy kipper.
But Derek has been pressurizing me to get it on with my arch-enemy, Karen Franks.

Naturally, that stupid bitch wants to get her filthy talons on my tits, but she can piss off.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)
# during
the woo hah.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# this
made me laugh muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:28, archived)
# and it
reminds of the Prince Albert/Uncle Albert party trick that involves cotton wool and ones bell end
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
# oh
dear god no.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:31, archived)