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# Though Mary was happy with her new chevy...


...she often found herself wishing she'd gotten the red one.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Is he called
Vlad?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# "Vlad the Chevy..."
sure


why not.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:46, archived)
# oh
dear deer
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i missed something...didn't i?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Vlad the Impala
(and google just told me that Chevrolet have a car called the Impala, that's cleared that up, then)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# google just told me
it lied to you, to make you appear foolish
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I don't need Google
for that. In any case, everyone knows Google isn't speaking to you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Go and stand in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# cooor
is that a 63 Chevvy Impala perchance...fully juiced with big ICE? or something? Go on make it bounce.

/lowriderz magazine
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# hmmmm...
i suppose it very well could be...


don't know much about cars/mammals myself...

wouldn't the ICE make him cold?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I always wondered if lowered vehicles with body kits grounded out on stick up manhole covers
I had the pleasure of driving one the other day, and found out. Managed to crack the body kit. Yay! Go me!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# did you get
to "flick switches" and "pump it" etc etc
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# No
I don't think I did anyway, but I don't have a clue what you're on about.

It was an horrific experience, and I'm glad that nobody I know saw me driving it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# IIRC...
... the Impala model started off in Sarf Efrica, which explains the name, I know they had them there (I lived there for years). It then migrated to the USA, this was long before "anti-apartheid" was fashionable.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# In fact in those days
large parts of America still practiced Apartheid.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I didn't
understand the American car reference.

Careful or you'll get people doing pictures of Mary and her new Hillman, sitting on top of Diana Rigg.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)