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# I keep planning to buy one
apparently they're easy to play, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)
# it takes a few days to pick it up...
...but a lifetime to master.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)
# like
reversi
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)
# and wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I prefer wanking to doing it with other people because...
...you associate with a better class of person wanking.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Well they're quite small
so I can't imagine taking a few days to pick one up....sorry.

I've been working on the bleedin' banjo for a year now and I still haven't managed to pick it up!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)
# They're small...
...but they are made out of the same stuff as black holes - that's what makes them so heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)