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# I need inspiration
I have to make a video for my mates Big Bro entry, 'cos I have the ideas... I can only think of three. I am going to dress her in bread, spread jam on it. She's going to walk a pot dog carrying a basket of Owls...

I need more
(, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:52, archived)
# If it was up to me
I'd give her the 70 Grand straight away, no contest...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:55, archived)
# BB producers will want mucky girls for the ratings
film her talking about

1. how much she loves anal sex.

2. she's really interested in having a lesbian experience

3. she'd have no qualms about doing the first two on live TV.

throw in a few lies about working as a fluffer, once shagging robbie williams, and she'll be picked.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Get her to write backwards by filming her with a mirror
She'll look dead clever and smart.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Maybe I should Mention...
That she's a twin
(, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:12, archived)
# Maybe I should Mention...
That she's a Twin and get her to fist a loaf
(, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 13:13, archived)