
i have friends in bristol who have been to his house, and apart from being a little creepy, he is a very nice man.
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:13,
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and even if he didn't, he would know which coloured chair they were going to sit in
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:15,
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Or if not known, been able to suggest which they sit in, without them noticing. Perhaps with a gentle shove
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:15,
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and perhaps even know which word they had thought of to describe the chair they had been 'persuaded' to sit in
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:16,
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offer me a chocolate hobnob, then just give you the rest of the pack.
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:17,
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Iced Midget Gem man I would have thought...although you'd probably neerd both hands to hold it.
You fucking dwarf.
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:20,
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You fucking dwarf.

so you'll take the custard cream
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:18,
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him. he has a door that looks like a bookshelf. yes indeed.
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:15,
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I bet he has a big red chair with a high back that he sits in with his fingers steepled and his legs crossed.
Or something.
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:18,
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Or something.

*steeples fingers, crosses legs and feels mysterious*
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Mon 6 Oct 2003, 11:19,
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