I tried to make a big madeira cake once
I got all the right ingredients and followed the instructions in Marguerite Patten's cookery book to the letter, and the bastard thing came out of the oven the height of a slice of bread.
Never followed her recipe again.
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Lambkin,
Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:48,
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I don't find many things minging
only tinned asparagus that you get in cheap resteraunts in Spain. eugh.
I am however, a cooking genius, remember anything savoury that goes wrong be be easily corrected with an oxo cube.
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Banana,
Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:50,
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Ugh yeah
That brings back a horrible memory.
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elmsyrup,
Tue 14 Oct 2003, 22:17,
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