The worst meal I ever cooked also had Branston Pickle in it.Me and a bunch of mates were staying at ( = trashing ) my parent's holiday cottage in Cornwall for the summer. We'd been continuously drunk for four or five weeks when we decided to cook a meal with everything we could find in the kitchen. Stuff that I can remember putting in the Really Big Pan included:
Pasta
Rice
Ketchup
Tea
Coffee
Brown sugar
Eggs
Flour
Cheese
Soy sauce
Branston Pickle (told you)
Strawberry jam
Cornflakes
Leftover pizza
A lemon
Beer
Tinned meatballs
Margarine
It made us puke, which momentarily sobered us up. Luckily we were able to remedy the situation by going straight back to the pub.
(Pasta
Rice
Ketchup
Tea
Coffee
Brown sugar
Eggs
Flour
Cheese
Soy sauce
Branston Pickle (told you)
Strawberry jam
Cornflakes
Leftover pizza
A lemon
Beer
Tinned meatballs
Margarine
It made us puke, which momentarily sobered us up. Luckily we were able to remedy the situation by going straight back to the pub.
Purple Martin is board sigless,
Thu 9 Oct 2003, 1:35,
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Messy YardI too am a student. I recently returned to my lovely student house with my Father who had driven me up. He was looking out of the window into our back yard where he saw the cremated onion rings my pal had chucked out there a few weeks before.
Later, in the pub, he asked if our nighbours were OK and did I want some advice on how to scare off cats.
Took me ages to figure out what he was on about.
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Thu 9 Oct 2003, 2:06,
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Later, in the pub, he asked if our nighbours were OK and did I want some advice on how to scare off cats.
Took me ages to figure out what he was on about.
reminds me of a party i had as a kidsomebody decided to heat up some baked beans directly on the hob (without a pan) and eat them with the spoon we fed the cat with
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Spoon,
Thu 9 Oct 2003, 13:46,
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