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# Washington Fast Readers
Reading technique employed by politicians. To wit: you don't read the latest hot gossipy inside-the-beltway bestseller, you simply pick it up in a bookstore, flick straight to the index and look up your own name.

I like weird jargon. What's your favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:52, archived)
# Cushion Chucker
a.k.a. Interior Designer
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 5:58, archived)
# Ah, the great Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen
TV FACT: LLB was actually born Lawrence Bowen and ponced it up for TV.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:12, archived)
# No more jargon?
eerr. I remember when people thought WWW stood for World Wide Wait. Oh those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:35, archived)
# I remember
being forced to write this phase:
"Bullet proof IT solution"

I never understood what it meant (neither
did the person who wouldn't let me
change it) and I couldn't test it. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)
# B3ta is bullet proof
You try and shoot us through the monitor. You can't. See?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)
# Stop moving so fast
I'm running out of monitors.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:29, archived)
# It still does, doesn't it?
Even with Broadband, it's pants...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:05, archived)
# TLA
because it is a three letter acronym.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)
# ah a good old recursion joke ...
... There was a fortran programmer, a cobol programmer and a C# programmer stuck in the desert ...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# go on...
...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:21, archived)
# TFLA
Three or four letter acronym...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 7:38, archived)
# TFLA? I thought that
was TLA said by someone who was very angry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:36, archived)
# AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
found on this rather massive page.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)