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damned 6-inch rulers

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(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

not really

they're handy for pencil cases and pockets.

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_null_, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)

oh well

i disagree anyway

(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

that's very true

when i was at school I had to put my 'extra long ruler' separately in my bag, it always got broken

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

So that's not just me then?

Phew.

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dogsbollocks, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

i have a left handed ruler

100% of fact

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rosey, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)

I used to have one of those

I have left handed scissors.

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dr_fonz, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

What's the difference?

(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

THe numbers

are the other way round.

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dr_fonz, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

left handed rulers' numbers start at the other end (some mights say backwards)

so you don't knacker your hand drawing lines.... superb invention

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rosey, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

i still

dont get the point

(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)

There's no point to a ruler

only a line.

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dr_fonz, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

oh shut up

no more puns

(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

try using a ruler to draw the numbers from 1cm to 10cm with your left hand and you will see

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rosey, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

i would simply turn the ruler upside-down

and no problem anymore

(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

but then you'd have to read the numbers upside down

unless you are weird (or american) and don't do metric

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rosey, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

yep

I'm weird AND American

but I like to use metric anyway

(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

Good man.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 17:24, archived)

or maybe

i would draw the line from 10 cm to 1 cm

(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

It was my first today

actually.

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dr_fonz, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

hehehehe

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rosey, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

No! No! No! No!

I could find it useful for measuring my dick!

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

You'd need a micrometer

for that.

(Indole Ring, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

Hehehe

handbags!

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dogsbollocks, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmm?

You've been looking again havent you?
Did you use you gary glitter telescope?

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

precisely why i need the full 12-inch ones

(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

For measuring Loohire's love muscle?

How..odd.

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dogsbollocks, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)

It needs constant monitoring

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dr_fonz, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)

i use a tape measure.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

Useful for checking the girth

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dr_fonz, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

I only found out what that word means recently

Hehehehe

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dogsbollocks, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

poor, innocent child.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

He only found out when

his uncle showed him

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dr_fonz, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

good

for making funny "spoing" noises on the desk

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Tedmus, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

Spoioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioinnnnggggggggggg!

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dr_fonz, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)