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# that's my dad
you 'tart
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Wotchit.
It'll never stand up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Unless...
...you really fancy the Judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# mine stood up.
then i court something.

NOTE: The above attempt at humour will not work with an American, Irish, Canadian or Scottish accent. Many other accents, it also won't work with. Some, it'll work but not be funny. Those ones are cunt's accents, cos I'm fab.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I did do yer mum,
but I doubt I'm yer dad, yer too ugly.
*badumbumtish!*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)