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# I'm only doing this
before poptart has a chance to, to thwart her evil fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahahahhh
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Pfffftttt!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Oh...
...is it the jubilee already?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# it's the
golden man-jubblies i think
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# heh heh
certainly looks that way
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I notice
you've made sure it'll fit on the front page as well!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# that's what i was
thinking hoping
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# ohmygodno!
it's just force of habit!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# you liar.
you just like the idea of people looking at tyou, you filthy fucking porvort.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# are you the mike
that was making out with the back of pep at the last bash I was at? while she tried to carry on conversations with various other b3tans and you clung to her like a newborn koala baby hopped on testosterone?
was that you?
if so hi!
if not, fuck off, ya cunt.
no wait. if so, fuck off ya cunt, too.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA...
fantastisher!
WOOOOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i've seen better
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# nice moves!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...when we ordered a stripper for your birthday, we didn't expect THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
beggars can't be choosy...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Did you know that I've never had a more painfully
hard horn than the time I took that photo.

this lis is so big the foundations of the universe trembles with its force
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# i
would
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I do.
nightly.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Kinky bastard.

*gouges eyes out with a spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# that's my dad
you 'tart
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Wotchit.
It'll never stand up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Unless...
...you really fancy the Judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# mine stood up.
then i court something.

NOTE: The above attempt at humour will not work with an American, Irish, Canadian or Scottish accent. Many other accents, it also won't work with. Some, it'll work but not be funny. Those ones are cunt's accents, cos I'm fab.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I did do yer mum,
but I doubt I'm yer dad, yer too ugly.
*badumbumtish!*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# dear lord
i've barely slept for 2 days - and after seeing that i'm afraid i'll never sleep again
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha...
magnificent :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# what
does your tattoo say?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Boyzone
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# close.
"Britney".
it's my real name.
ask dr. phil.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# no actually it says
"Greasyloo"

I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# *sniffle*
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I'm sorry!
it's just some bizarre coincidence!
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# dr. phil,
what does Zog's tattoo say?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# have you got
"entropy" written on your belly?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# It says
Anchovy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# haha
you did post the pics on the board once before didn't you? I certainly hope the image of you standing in poptart's living room wearing just your skimpies isn't something I imagined! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# fucking pervert!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# you saw them on my camera.
or on poptart's telly when fnord hooked up the cameras.
I did not post these before.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I must
have dreamt it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Yum!
Hot stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)