sounds like we were in the same halls.Some bloke once fired an arrow through one of the walls apparantly. I used to piss in my sink when it was freezing and block the sink and overflow up. These were shared with the bloke the opposite site to me, he could never work out why his room stank of piss when the heating came on.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage,
Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:02,
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just remembered another thing i didwas take all the stacking chairs out of the kitchen in halls and leant them againt my mates door. In the morning he opened the door and they fell on him. How much of a cunt did I fell when it broke his wrist
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage,
Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:07,
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I'm sucha cock, I really am.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage,
Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:12,
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chairs against the doorI dont know about a cock, you sound like a fucking arse'ole !
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Sat 25 Oct 2003, 2:22,
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Same thing happened to mebut not as drastic...my flat mates put the ironing board, shopping basket and chair against my door...scared the crap out of me in the nmorning..especially as i was half asleep
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Tue 28 Oct 2003, 15:17,
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and that, in turn, has reminded me....end of the first year at uni, and we all had to vacate our halls...
some people, being a bit more organised, had left already and shifted all their stuff out, but rather than handing tehir keys in, they loaned them to us to store our boxes while we were packing, and thenw e'd hand all the keys in in one go.
Sound plan we thought, until it turned out that they were renting the rooms out to some school kids on a weekend trip somewhere(alton towers mebbe?) and they needed some of the rooms, so they made us vacate one of them...
Thus, that night, we filled the kitchen bin with water and propped it up against one of the doors so that when schoolkid who had stolen our storeroom woke up and opened the door they got drenched.
Oh how we laughed, until it turned out that we then had to vacate another room for the next night as we'd flooded that one...oops.
(some people, being a bit more organised, had left already and shifted all their stuff out, but rather than handing tehir keys in, they loaned them to us to store our boxes while we were packing, and thenw e'd hand all the keys in in one go.
Sound plan we thought, until it turned out that they were renting the rooms out to some school kids on a weekend trip somewhere(alton towers mebbe?) and they needed some of the rooms, so they made us vacate one of them...
Thus, that night, we filled the kitchen bin with water and propped it up against one of the doors so that when schoolkid who had stolen our storeroom woke up and opened the door they got drenched.
Oh how we laughed, until it turned out that we then had to vacate another room for the next night as we'd flooded that one...oops.
GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 20:34,
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