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[challenge entry] I propose a merger................................

because basically there all the fucking same...

From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:25, archived)
# if you don't like them,
you don't have to read them, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:27, archived)
# you do
it's the law y'know

you must read them
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:27, archived)
# what would it be called
the loadedmaxgaylifespectimehellocosnewselleplayspecfhm ?
(I helped save b3ta! SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:27, archived)
# why is Q magazine the best named magazine ever?
The name is so short that the logo can be printed HUGE.

Not funny - but I like this fact.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Although Q-TV
has turned in to the Hip-Hop Channel. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# public phone voting
proved stonger than the brand I think
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# DAMN THE PUBLIC!
Their all cnuts.

I know someone called Knut.
I find it hard not to giggle.
100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I like the
smash hits charts, a truly unbiased chart, a record can be number one without having sold a record
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# it's
a good fact
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# wasn't it Douglas Adams
that wrote about novelists needing forenames that are longer than their surnames, so they print properly on book covers?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# I'd be fucked then

R    O    B
M A N U E L
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# another promising career
dashed by typesetting
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# robert + middle initial?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# hmm

R O B E R T    D 
M  A  N  U  E  L
Yay. I am an author.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:40, archived)
# nah, it would be condensed down to
NCG
(Naked Celebrity Gossip)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:29, archived)
# must have took a while?
...
(Adam Mack, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:28, archived)
# nope.the egg timers still running....
(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:30, archived)