Never Mess with Psych MajorsSo I come home one afternoon after The Husband has been home all day and, at random, press 'play' on the VCR, assuming that the tape I'd been watching last night was still in the thing. Nope! Porn! Hot triple-X lesbian porn!
Instead of making a big fuss over it, I called The Husband into the room and made all innocent: 'D'you know, love, I've never seen any real porno ever?' So we sat and watched some together, my husband clearly believing that something kinky was going to come of watching porno with his wife.
After a time I kept commenting, 'Hey! That woman's wearing shoes during sex! Who wears high-heeled pumps during sex? HEY! That woman's wearing them too!' And so on and so forth.
By the end of the video, I'd conditioned my husband to a Pavlov's dog effect. Now when he watches porn, he irresistably checks to see if the porn star is wearing shoes. Which makes him think of me. Which makes him feel guilty for watching porn. Which makes him not want to watch porn anymore.
I'm a wicked, wicked monkey.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 13:40,
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Instead of making a big fuss over it, I called The Husband into the room and made all innocent: 'D'you know, love, I've never seen any real porno ever?' So we sat and watched some together, my husband clearly believing that something kinky was going to come of watching porno with his wife.
After a time I kept commenting, 'Hey! That woman's wearing shoes during sex! Who wears high-heeled pumps during sex? HEY! That woman's wearing them too!' And so on and so forth.
By the end of the video, I'd conditioned my husband to a Pavlov's dog effect. Now when he watches porn, he irresistably checks to see if the porn star is wearing shoes. Which makes him think of me. Which makes him feel guilty for watching porn. Which makes him not want to watch porn anymore.
I'm a wicked, wicked monkey.
Veeery interestink.So why do feel zat you have zis aversion to pornography?
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Micro Prawnvica,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:39,
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