We once convinceda mate to buy tickets for millenium new years at enigma in muswell hill. hehe.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:15,
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horribleMy friend works with her father in his garage, she is the secretary. Today she was told to write a blank check to the grocery store, as her father wrote a note for one of the men to take with him to the store. He is illiterate, can't read or write, so he gives the note to someone at the store to help him with what he needs. The note said something to the effect of "Hi, my asshole hurts, will you show me where the preperation H is?"
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Lisette von Falcon,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:25,
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5p 10pMy friend once held someone who had succumbed to a 'whitey' out of a balcony/window at the end of a corridor in nursing accomodation in Virginia Waters. I had a look out the window the day I heard the story and by Christ it was high up. My friend said that he and the bloke holding the victim's other ankle were jiggling him around to make him wake up. When he did he said they could SMELL his fear.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:40,
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