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[challenge entry] This is NASTY.
NSFW clicky GOOOAAATTSEEEE!!!

But you will love it, check it out.

From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I stopped watching it
I recognise that particular shade of red...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I thought it was roses
but alas it was some twatty arse thing.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# now
that is bad!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# My crayola set has been b3tan

Goatse red
Domo Brown
No Hands Orange
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# blode sky
blue ;-)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# jamie theakston
pork sword purple!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# haha
oh yes, giggled muchly at that

lo you well?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# evenin sah!
not bad 'ere, ta. Pissed off at not being rung up about a job I could do with me eyes shut, and no it's not Home Secretary :)

Yersel?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# canny
currently working

citizens advice next couple of months


do they not need a home secretary, or something?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# FUCKING
VENGA BOYS!

edit: I`m desensitised to the rest :-D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# So am I, which
is why for the first time I've noticed his 'proper' rectum above said geographical crater. Someone in a distant archive page said he was a real hermaphrodite but I'd never paid that much attention before.

And before anyone says, I do not want to become desensitised to tubgirl :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Argh
I should have known
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I could guess what was going to happen
why is it a compo entry for The Face though?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# don't know
what is the face? I just put that for the hell of it, not knowing what it was.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# We can't tell you what the Face is.
You have to experience it for youself.

Then stop reading it and put it in the bin.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# won't the shop mind?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# No.
They think it's pretentious crap too.




Maybe.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# true
perhaps they'll thank them
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)
# it's a magazine
that we're currently playing with making fake covers for

it means your post will be placed into a seperate archive as well as here on the main list
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)