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# can I work
for you?
I have no skills except electronic repair and office stuff (although I could learn to be an accountant. It sounds easy enough.)

On the plus side, I do genuinely have a degree in Anatomy and Human Biology.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I am already a part-qualified accountant...
...but if you have a big dick then please come along.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I have a big dick!
It's in a jar, and has seen better days, but I could bring it...
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)
# tiny cock
but I'm a big fat hairy man with loose morals. Enough booze and I could be in your "german bears" specialist video series.

not really selling myself as a winner here am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Beats a policeman's helmet though
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)
# VICTORY
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Just drop the word "policeman's"
and you're sorted
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Oh I dunno.....
... I would!




'cept my boyf'd kill me
(ReLiC, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Sorry, my big one's at the cleaners.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)
# nudge nudge
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)