don't know if this has happened to anyone else but...
i am an unfeasibly attractive single mum and i live in a big scary house in jersey with my two kids. recently - or 50 years ago during wwII - i can't remember which, my kids said they kept seeing ghosts in our big scary house. then we got some new housekeepersbut they left. anyway, it turned out we were all dead all along and i killed my two kids and myself. and the ghosts we were seeing were just normal living people looking at the house. it's not a great story really.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:12,
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that's nothing
i used to keep waking up in bizarre places, then 1 day, i must have sleepwalked and in my dream i saw this big black rabbit called frank, while i was out sleepwalking, a jet engine crashed through my house and would have killed me if i had still been in there. i had all this writing on my arms too. also, i flooded my school and burned down a paedophiles house cos frank told me to. then i discovered that we have a weird transparent tube thing that comes from out stomachs that dictates where we are going to go and i found the secret of time travel from some old woman, then my girlfriend got killed and i went back in time to the jet engine incident and this time i was in my house and i died. weird huh?
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 14:26,
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