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shut up

i can't afford to eat at all thanks to the overpowering urge to spend i got when i got my student load

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)

It's more a curse

than a blessing, you don't have to eat it

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)

i'll take any food you have

want to know what i ate yesterday?

TWO PEICES OF BREAD AND THATS IT!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:12, archived)

jesus....

I can't imagine what thats like

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)

hungry.....

....so very hungry....

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)

bah

food.

Who needs it?

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)

if i have not made this clear by now

me, i need it

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

having to

"fork" your way past the fat is no joy, I can tell you... And I'm SOBER!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

im sooo hungry

that i wouldnt care

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)

Stop with the Hunger

Im hungry Now! damn it where are thouse gnomes when you need em

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)

I thought you were trying to amuse me with your belimic antics.

I shall send you a pot roast.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)

please

don't tease me

just send it to

C.McHale
A200 Lindale
Cartmel College
Lancaster University
Lancaster
LA1 4YW

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)

mayhaps

you should start a food donation site like those people with too much time on their hands.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)

dude

I'm sorry for making you feel more hungry....

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)

i had a dry slice of toast today

and i managed to burn it :'(

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

just dont get to the point

where you start to toast your mousemat
Wait that sounds tastey. might try that

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)

i considered easting the margerine out of the tub before

then i remembered the "peanut butter from jar" inncodent and decided not to

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

on the plus

side of things, you'll be pleased to know that the kebab nearly made me vomit, as it was so full of fat. Now I know I should be come vegitarian...

Ah fuck it, I couldn't do that.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

yeah everyone loves meat!

Yeh cant give up meat! Meat is what makes people strong! A big Bit of Pork!

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

Twat

you made my stomach rumble now

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

lol sowwie!

I didnt mean to, just think of dead and decayed meat, Like margrate thatcher,

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

yes do that!

and send me all the foods you would have eaten as a normal person

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

I have

nothing in the cupboards, so I'm afraid, you'll have to do with me tales of woe and fat.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)

and because I feel like it...

/repost of the time I met "Diddy" David Hamilton. This happened, 100% FACT!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

Reminds me of Metroid

For some delisonal Reason. Wigroid...

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)

I've got soup

and two frozen pizzas but not much else.

I don't have enough money to pay my rent, let alone the rest of my bills.

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:12, archived)

but you are female

you can just sleep with "the super" cant you and get free board

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)

erm....

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)

what

do you mean by that?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)

you know

when he gets scared and stuff, just get in bed next to him, tell him everythings going to be ok, and stroke his hair untill he nods off, then go to sleep incase he wakes up and is scared again

what did you think i ment?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)

I think it means that some how

KMM will be able to screw Supermoore from accorss the atlantic using some sort of magical shag o ray which will cause the rent to be paid by a pay per view audience of hungarians

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)

hahahaha :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)

if only that had been my 7,000th

message

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

well

go back in time and post some more :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)

I'd have to go back in time and post less

and where would I get the required 1.21 giga watts at this time of night?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)

and 88 MPH

don't forget

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

it's probably easier this time of night

less people using the power grid.

Just make sure you go short circuit the fuses first :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

ahhhhh but with the solar flares n all

I'd not want to risk it

plus I have to dry my jeans or they wont be ready to wear tomorrow...although if I went back intime and killed my own grandfather I'd be either illegitimate or stuck in a parodixcal loop meaning I wont need any trousers

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

just get a skirt

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

you could wank it hard into the primordial soup

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:28, archived)

what a fantastic idea

then once and for all time I would know who's the daddy

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

a gnomes underpants

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

that

sounds like the most reasonable thing I've heard all day!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)

mmmmm......

shag-o-ray

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

I could point my HeNe laser in sort of an easterly direction if you want

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)

if HeNe laser is short for

Homosexual elves Nibbling Earwax Laser, then fire away

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

nope

sorry

Helium Neon

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

I like ice cream.

i'm only 15.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)

ahhhhhh you like it now

but late in your life it will become an evil frozen tempress calling you into its frosty web of sin

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)

your smart

i'm only 15.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)

I have no idea what you're offering me

and I fear 15 year olds

/runs away

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)

hehehe

sorry.
hehehe

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

A clue to whats in it is in the name

Ice Cream.... Mmmm With a few flippings.... And scrach that... then alter that.... then Your illaterate that.... Yep thats it Ice-Ejactulation

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)