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# i discovered this weekend
that the tube is not actually just one tube, but many interlinking tubes designed specifically to confuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# you took the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# no wonder he was
confused
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# the conductor
made me give it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I found it unsettling
spending most of yesterday afternoon underground.
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# on the underground
or just afraid of nuclear war?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# mining accident?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# navigational madness
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I can navigate the tubes
but I get lost above ground
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# It was a very unwelcome exercise,
considering the night before.
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hehehe :)
too much to drink then?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Too much to drink
too little to eat

During my whole time in London all I had was a bag of crisps and most of a chicken burger.
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# hehehe
oops

what cost so much then?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Well, the life of
a former 60's activist accused of accidentally killing the security guard at a chemical factory... it's never easy, is it?
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# do they get
to build weapons to beat the bad guys?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Much of my website is
based upon the continuing attempts by London Undergound to fuck up my life. Don't get me started.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# you should come to glasgow then
...one tube...(well two actually) - one going thisaway and one going thattaway in a coicle
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# the glasgow tube
made me ill
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# nice and simple
and designed for pub crawls.

EDIT
why does the circle line insist on havine westbound and eastbound? from paddington, EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE is east.

cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Actually designed by William Wallace
to kill English people. The scottish are only defined by their hatred of the English.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# isn't glasgow
colder and wetter than Cardiff?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# yup
i'm amazed as to how little rain i'm getting now outside wales.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# not
underground.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# oh shush.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)