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# anyone care to guess how my halloween was ruined?
No? Well I'll tell ya.

A friend of mine was bitten on the nether regions by a dog. I spent all of yesterday at the ER.
He got 8 stiches and lots of pain killers.

No Halloween boozing for me, no sir.
He needed a nice stiff one (no pun intended) after that was over and done with though.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# is it wrong to ask what he was doing to the dog that it bit him there?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Being an idiot.
The dog was only being protective of it's owner. He deserved what he got.

And no, he wasn't exposed. He was bitten through his pants.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# haha
that sounds like a quality night out.

don't know what your complaining about.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I missed the bands that I wanted to see.
That's really the only part I missed.
On the plus side, I now have a story I can tell for years and years to come.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# oops
I sat here and talked on the board
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# to yourself,
shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# worse than that
I was here
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# there were a lot of people on
I was suprised
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# I was suprised to find
that I was there too.
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# very briefly
if I remember right
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# That more than I remember.
The only evidence I have is some 4rthurs about beef...
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# ah yes :)
I'm just going to send a lot more

misteralfie ate it for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# did he?
I'll remove him from my list of people not to kill then.
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# nah
he's a nice guy.

He didn't know that he wasn't supposed to eat it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I've yet to break the news to Tom yet though...
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# It's probably bad that the person who lives closest to him
is the one that made the mistake...

It'll be ok. I'm going to send a lot and justie is going to help pay for it.

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i hope
you were all wearing party hats at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# why bother
no one could see us
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)