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# what bit?
WHAT BIIIIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# where
she cuts off his feet with cheese wire
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# uses mallets
to break his ankles?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# muuuuuuuch
worse.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# the bit
with the long needles and the stomach and the eye and the cheesewire and the feet and the masterbating old man and the grinding bones and the eeeuuurggh

sleep well!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# arf
crimewatch don't have nightmares

I wasn't till I tuned in
fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# woah woah WOAH.
what the hell movie IS this?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# something called
audition on channel 4
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
# somehow i think your channel 4 is not my channel 4
because my channel 4 is playing some touchingly heartwarming family film which made me turn off the tv immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# hehe
i think probably not.

where is yours situated?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# mine's
in the living room
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# rah
i knew someone would say that.

i know i would have..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# I aim to
not disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# I believe
she may be from the new world
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# that i am
i came over with columbus, you know.
killed off the natives with smallpox.
threw some tea off a boat.
then went to college in michigan where i get made fun of for my boston accent.
hurrah for the new world!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# by jingo!
haven't you lot been busy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# it's in
our industrious natures
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# michigan
is this purportedly disturbing film being played for british viewing pleasure? because that go a long ways towards explaining why i have it not
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)
# well viewing yes
but I'm unsure if pleasure features in the viewing

british viewing disturbing - perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# perhaps? PERHAPS?
you must not have seen the Chegwin gameshow

*shudders*
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)
# oh
I heard about that

with the infamous pan from the water shot
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# I bought a 2nd hand video projector from the uni that day
the first thing that it manged to project was Mr. Chegwin's Mr. Floppy.

Thankfully the medication keeps that image submerged
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# yes.
look out for it though!

worth avoiding..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# *scrabbles about for paper*
*jots down note*
got it. i'll be vigilant.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)
# a
nasty one.

but in a fluffy jap way, of course. happy ending.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)