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# nuh uh you *didn't*
woo. all kittens should have travelling pears.
the world would be a safer place.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# didn't what?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# tell the nice man where you were touched
on the doll
(the two lips, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# oh
that :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# errrrrrrrmmmmm...
nuh uh you didn't just animate a kitten in an oversized pear crossing the road in a jaunty manner!

foo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# how do you know
it isn't an undersized kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# i... i'm sorry....
i... i *assumed*... i made an ass of u and me...

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# now now
not that big of deal.

Just don't step on the kitten
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# *picks up kitten
and cuddles it*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# I think the pear is close
and the kitten within it is far away

thus all things are the correct size

it's the only sensicle explanation as far as I can tell
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# of course everything is the correct size :)
else it wouldn't fit together right
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# but the kitten is also large
in comparison to the road.
and the road decreases properly into the distance.
my sense of space/time is now thoroughly bent out of shape.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# never mind it takes a while to get fully up to speed
in kitten physics
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# good advice.
i've yet to get the hang of the regular stuff
so i imagine kitten physics shall remain beyond my reach forever
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)