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# kittens should always cross the road in pears

it's safer that way :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# I
love that

more than I love crossants
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# you lie!
croissants are the sex!
(the two lips, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# I doubt I do lie in this case
as I have little to no idea about your counterclaim - how can french pastry be "the sex!"?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# i....i..
i'm not really sure....
*crawls back into corner*
(the two lips, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# poke a hole in it
and use a little butter for lubrication.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# mmmmmmm flakey
foreskin
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# cripes
now there's an image i didn't need.
off to do chemistry homework.
'night all. and woo again k2m2 for the physics-defying feline.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# ni
night
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# Croissants rock.

Crassants however are quite rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# smug
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# hehehe
my secret shame
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# nuh uh you *didn't*
woo. all kittens should have travelling pears.
the world would be a safer place.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# didn't what?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# tell the nice man where you were touched
on the doll
(the two lips, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# oh
that :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# errrrrrrrmmmmm...
nuh uh you didn't just animate a kitten in an oversized pear crossing the road in a jaunty manner!

foo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# how do you know
it isn't an undersized kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# i... i'm sorry....
i... i *assumed*... i made an ass of u and me...

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# now now
not that big of deal.

Just don't step on the kitten
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# *picks up kitten
and cuddles it*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# I think the pear is close
and the kitten within it is far away

thus all things are the correct size

it's the only sensicle explanation as far as I can tell
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# of course everything is the correct size :)
else it wouldn't fit together right
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# but the kitten is also large
in comparison to the road.
and the road decreases properly into the distance.
my sense of space/time is now thoroughly bent out of shape.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# never mind it takes a while to get fully up to speed
in kitten physics
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# good advice.
i've yet to get the hang of the regular stuff
so i imagine kitten physics shall remain beyond my reach forever
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# pears are expensive.
i may have to perform experiments with oranges.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# careful
they can burn
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# but the flesh
is soooo juicy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Well
I have warned you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# aww
lovely!

always think of the kittens.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# i always do!
anyone have a tissue i can borrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# no
but I've finished with this pastry if you want it
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)