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# Anthrax
That's the only thing that kills off those pesky lemon eating cow children
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# What about those pesky lemon eating giraffe children?
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# You mean they've Cross bred???????
Jeeeeesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# it's a cunning plan by the children
to end the tyranny of adults putting things on top of the fridge to keep them away from youngsters

bye all, the office beckons, and I have to pay for last friday somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Ooooh work. Nasty.
Not in until Thursday, but it does mean 12 hour shifts right the way through next weekend.

Swing and roundabouts and all that.

Goodbye, you.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Anthrax
it's what's for dinner!™
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# You really
should think about a career in advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Advertising
Shit Made Good...

how was that one ducky? no, maybe I could do it again - makeup!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Particularly bad this time of year
I find myself tortured every time they advertise toys for Chrimbo, at 26 I just can't get away with buying them anymore. Have you seen some of these things you can buy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# not on tv
but in the shops... it amazes me how some of the stuff's allowed to get sold at all, and other stuff I wish like mad they'd had when I was little - and yet the kids nowadays, they just don't care!

it's still not enough to tempt me to have my own kids though, not even knowing I'd be able to get the toys for them and play with them myself
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# That's what
the rest of your family is for....

Still haven't forgiven my sister for having two girls instead of a boy and a girl so that I can buy them all the toys I want to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# My brother in law
bought my nephew the most expensive Scalextrix stuff he could find. The kid never gets a chance to play with it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Yep
my eldest niece got a simple one from her dad for Christmas last year. She was allowed to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# I love things
and I'm 29.

morning all
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# just be sure
that you don't get caught

(ok, now I'm late - gone!)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# The thing about growing up
is that you get to play with more expensive, and more dangerous toys.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# It was golf clubs for me yesterday
but I need something a tad more exciting. Something like a rally car, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Now you can (at your age)
Just change from buying "toys" to buying "Gadgets". Same thing really... ;)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)