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# A few doors down
from my house there's a huge piece of hardwood in someone's driveway with an enormous cock drawn on it, just like the ones which often appear on this very site. I think it might have been Dr Dunno on his way home from the pub....

Also our local swimming pool had the 'l' removed from its sign, so for years it was 'Teddington Poo' - not really graffiti but made me laugh when I was a kiddie
(MrsA, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Why would I
be going to your house?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# For mashed potato & peas of course
(MrsA, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# mmmmmmm
peas.....
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# on a similar note
"SWIMMING POOL" -> "SWIM IN POO"

chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# our local pool was called
bishopsworth swimming pool - changed to bishops swim in poo. which is strange, because i thought they spent all their time molesting children. you learn something new...
(muler, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# removing letters is good
the signs on trains that say "please give up this seat if a disabled person needs it" can be easily changed to read "please eat a disabled person"
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# and...
"tools and appliances are kept in the guards compartments for use in emergency" becomes "apples are kept in the guards pants for use in emergency" well, makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# On a Train on the Piccadilly
Line, someone has taken the time to alter the "Obstructing The Doors Can Be Dangerous" to "Obstruct The Doors, Be Dangerous".

How long must they have sat there trying to work that one out?
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Or on Manx Buses
"The director will press for the highest penalties against offenders" to "The director will press his penis against offenders"....
(el pedro, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# On a notice at uni
FIRE ALARMS WILL BE TESTED, to FIRE ARMS WILL BE TESTED
Alarming...
(Fi, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# On old Central Line Trains
From when there was a guard present on all trains, a sticker above the doors read "OBSTRUCTING THE DOORS CAUSES DELAY AND CAN BE DANGEROUS",

a guard had inserted the letter "y" and changed it to

"YOBS IN THE DOORS CAUSE DELAY AND CAN ANGER US"
(lochii, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)