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# temporary graffiti
some friends of mine and I managed to change a sign which read

'Country Property Agents'
in to
'Cunty ropey gents'

by the cunning positioning of hands and guitar necks.
(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I used to live in a place called Shillinghill.

Regularly somone would cross the ll's to make Shittinghill.

Hillarious
(guinea, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I used to live near failand
We would sometimes use black tape to make the signs read "Fatland".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Not exactly on topic
But reminds me of the fact that I used to live in a place called Balsall Heath.

So called because there was nothing there.
(Wizlevard, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# The magnetic sign in reception at work
on occasion gets changed from PASSES MUST BE SHOWN to ASSES MUST BE SHOWN.

At one point we managed to find some more letters from other sentences on the sign and make "TITS ON TOAST"
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# South Yorkshire Busses used to have signs reading..
Cut out the fuss, show your pass on this bus.

They were made of self-adhesive plasticy stuff, and were regularly modified to read:

Cut out the fuss, show your ass on this bus

Funny first time I saw it. I was well caned though.
(Gypsum Fantastic, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Me and a mate went into Halfords
with a load of white sticky labels with the word 'toast' written on them. We went to find the 'baby on board' signs. We stuck the stickers on over the word 'board'.

I guess you had to be there...
(The Squirrels in the graveyard steal my drugs and swear at me!, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Somebody once changed the sign on a school near me
to Queer School.

Not really graffiti but driving to Hinkley I passed a roundabout. One the exits was labelled 'Willey' and happened to be located in a comedy place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)