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# Strange objects in food questiion
So we were in The pun a few years ago and my friend Herb entered with a seriously hot Beef Faal curry. (you know the bloke Koit)

The competition was simple: Who can eat the biggest mouthfull?
So we ate and screamed until a long haired gentleman (not part of our group) asked to join in. We obbliged, but to our horror, he plunged his knob into said curry, and stirred it with said knob

Well, come-uppance was had. Last we saw of him was him washing his damaged phallus in the the sink wimpering and no longer full of confidence. Yay for curry-induced punishment
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Haha, you got nobbed in the curry.



Would it really hurt?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# yes
believe me.
Dont cook a curry and later pleasure your lady.
they squeal like a pig.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# pun =
pub. Speeling error
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Faal =
Phall.
Edit: or Phaal - deffo PH anyway ;o)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# So?
who ate it afterwards mr faceart?


M E
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# nobcurry!
fucking hell
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)