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# or soak it in bleach
to make it die-fast
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# or shove a rocket up its arse
to make it fly fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# or cover it in plaster of paris, make a mould and forge it from metal
to make it die-cast
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# or wear a disguise so it doesn't recognise its owner
to make it fly past
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Don't give your parrot water for three weeks
to make it dry assed.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# or nail it to a log and put it on your ship
and make it a high mast
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Or take it to an audition for an avian sitcom
so it can be typecast
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Or fatten it up and put it on a diet
so it can lose weight with SlimFast™
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# soak it in spinach
it'll fuck up the finish
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)