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# I left my parrot out
and it rained...
(Choaderboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# supoib!
you should always soak your parrot in salt to make it dye-fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# or soak it in bleach
to make it die-fast
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# or shove a rocket up its arse
to make it fly fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# or cover it in plaster of paris, make a mould and forge it from metal
to make it die-cast
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# or wear a disguise so it doesn't recognise its owner
to make it fly past
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Don't give your parrot water for three weeks
to make it dry assed.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# or nail it to a log and put it on your ship
and make it a high mast
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Or take it to an audition for an avian sitcom
so it can be typecast
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Or fatten it up and put it on a diet
so it can lose weight with SlimFast™
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# soak it in spinach
it'll fuck up the finish
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# And feed it
mustard, because its fireworks night soon.
(My Name Here, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# dry it with a hairdryer
just a light blast
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# most
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# you got your woo fixed i see :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I did
first outing
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# woo yay
for tetris
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# I say to you what I said to Lord Bofingham earlier.
Shouldn't that start to break down when you complete the first line?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# pedantry will get you to an early grave
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# pedantry
gets me everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# agreed
it hurts on a subconscious level.
too many hours lost in front of tetris, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# The pic above
and your woo are both ... ahm ... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# yay!
poor thing. wring em out and give him some bleach or something.
(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# yippee
woo-nderful
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Woo!
And on a random note, I just sent bits of pomegranite flying all round the room. There's some stuck in the keyboard. Crap.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Now I don't believe it wanted to do that

A nice outdoor exterior gloss paint is what you need to keep the colours from running
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# yes
very indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# ohh very woo
(Fort, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)