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# I grew up
in a hole in South Wales called Newport, and drank in a collapsing hole of a bar called (shortened) 'The Brahms' (owned by Steve Strange, if I recall).

Anyway, halfway up the stairs to the (*ahem*) toilets someone had carved the words (8 inches high) 'I went to the Brahms, and their dog ate my homework'.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# On a shed that houses police push bikes in Oxford....
People
Of
Limited
Intelligence
Controlling
Everyone
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I went back to Newport
for a visit a few years ago. They'd built a bypass / overpass type thing,
and on the wall of one of the ramps up to a bridge, which was about 12 billion tons of concrete were the words
"The speed of light is proportional to mass"

Which I thought was pretty good, for Newport.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)